Recipe for an interesting day:
1. Take 2 decongestant tablets you found in the
bottom of your handbag
2. Start to feel vomity. Google said decongestant
tablets and discover that due to the high amount of pseudoephedrine, you are
only meant to take 1 at a time
3. Spend the next 6 hours off your face, listening to banging choons such as this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv1L3eWxnCg
whilst wondering why you aren’t in a very dark nightclub
4. Jump six foot in the air anytime anyone approaches
you about work.
5. Start to feel a bit yawny at about 4pm, and
begin to look around for any areas at work that could be successfully converted
into a chill out area.
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